HELLO FROM MARS

'and I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or mumur or think at some point, "if this isn't nice, I don't know what is."' MAGGIE. 18. ENTP.

charminglyantiquated:

runwildwithme:

charminglyantiquated:

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

image

It’s the best painting that exists

myth-boy:

Classical Language Learning Masterpost

I’m not studying any Greek or Roman this coming year (I sacrificed intro classical languages for gender & history), but I will be doing a Roman history module and engaging with the language is always useful. I know a few people who have been looking for Greek/Latin learning resources, which is how this list came about. It includes MOOCs, youtube videos and websites. Not really knowing much Latin or Greek I can’t vouch for them 100% but my googling skills are pretty on point, so they should be okay. Feel free to correct me or add to this.

Latin

Getting started on classical Latin

  • Duration 10 hours
  • Introductory level
  • This free course, Getting started on classical Latin, has been developed in response to requests from learners who had had no contact with Latin before and who felt they would like to spend a little time preparing for the kind of learning that studying a classical language involves. The course will give you a taster of what is involved in the very early stages of learning Latin and will offer you the opportunity to put in some early practice.

Continuing classical Latin

  • Duration 4 hours
  • Intermediate level
  • This free course, Continuing classical Latin, gives you the opportunity to hear a discussion of the development of the Latin language.

FLVS Latin

  • As we build our Via Latina, we will travel back to ancient Rome. On our travels we learn about their culture, history and literature.

National Archives: Beginner’s Latin

  • Welcome to the beginners’ Latin tutorials. These lessons cover the type of Latin used in official documents written in England between 1086 and 1733. This can be quite different from classical Latin, as used by the Ancient Romans.

Learn Latin

  • Here are two dozen short lessons on learning Latin designed for “mountain men” (and women: montani montanaeque), engineers, philosophers, and anyone else looking for entertainment and with lots of free time by the campfire. My course is quite different from Peter Jones’ Learn Latin (New York: Barnes and Noble, 1997), but it is just as devoted to interesting you in Latin.

Learn Latin (Learn101)

  • I would like to welcome you to the Latin lessons. I’m here to help you learn Latin, by going step by step. All the lessons contain audio and are all offered for free.

The London Latin Course

  • 170 videos
  • Learn Latin from the ground up. This is a serial course, structured to bring you to a high level of Latin fluency. The pace is slow and unhurried. This course is suitable for all ability levels. Restored Classical Pronunciation.

Latin Online

  • Latin is probably the easiest of the older languages for speakers of English to learn, both because of their earlier relationship and because of the long use of Latin as the language of educational, ecclesiastical, legal and political affairs in western culture.

Latin Excercises

  • Welcome to UVic’s practice exercises for Wheelock’s Latin (6th edition). There are 40 units comprising many hundreds of exercises to help you consolidate your progress in the classroom and with the textbook.

Ancient Greek

Introducing Ancient Greek

  • If you are starting to learn Ancient Greek, this site is for you! This site will help you prepare for a Beginner’s Ancient Greek course.

Classical Greek Online

  • Greek has been important in the intellectual life of western civilization, but not to the extent of Latin except for ecclesiastical matters. In years past, Latin was introduced in the first year of High School, followed by Greek in the third year.

Ancient Greek Online

  • This site was designed to be a learning environment for students as well as a reading room for scholars. The large print Greek is easy on the eyes. The Internet has returned us to the scrolling method of reading texts, which lends itself particularly well to the project at hand.

Teach Yourself Ancient Greek

  • The material presented here will be of use to anyone beginning ancient Greek, but is specifically designed to accompany our book.

Ancient Greek Grammar

  • 103 videos
  • Including pronunciation tips. I haven’t personally watched this and there’s no real description, but it looks pretty comprehensive from what I can see.

Greek & Latin

Introducing the Classical world

  • Duration 20 hours
  • Intermediate level
  • How do we learn about the world of the ancient Romans and Greeks? This free course, Introducing the Classical world, will provide you with an insight into the Classical world by introducing you to the various sources of information used by scholars to draw together an image of this fascinating period of history.

Discovering Ancient Greek and Latin

  • Duration 12 hours
  • Intermediate level
  • The free course, Discovering Ancient Greek and Latin, gives a taste of what it is like to learn two ancient languages. It is for those who have encountered the classical world through translations of Greek and Latin texts and wish to know more about the languages in which these works were composed.

Textkit

  • Textkit began in late 2001 as a project to develop free of charge downloads of Greek and Latin grammars, readers and answer keys. We offer a large library of over 180 of the very best Greek and Latin textbooks.

sagihairius:

sagihairius:

there was this version of take me to church that i heard a while a go and it was like 

angrier??? and more intense is the only way i can describe it i may have imagined it 

FOUND IT

2018 Meme Predictions

wern:

birdsquirrel:

  • replying to articles about the last cutting edge tech with “but can i eat it? is it edible?”
  • rickrolling but “never gonna give you up” is dubbed over news stories about various political figures resigning
  • “that’s not a horse”
  • [australian yelling]
  • “she’s not available for comment”
  • plato’s allegory of the cave
  • mailing sledgehammers
  • describing things as “vorpal”
  • applying the same filter to a photo 12 times
  • moleman from the simpsons

for some reason i read this as a list of favourite memes from 2017 and my brain fabricated detailed memories of almost every single one of them

(Source: siobhanblank)

What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to

taurusbisexual:

love

(Source: justiceforamyadams)

yeezuss:

reblog with the age you turn in 2018

postmakerextreme:

alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god

charminglyantiquated:

my friend in Lviv told me last winter that when you drink loose leaf tea without any kind of filter it’s called ‘drinking with the alligators’ which is very cute. I can’t find anything to verify this but it’s definitely on my mind as i clutch my very big mug full of one (1) scoop of loose leaf tea and two (2) pieces of disconnected tea ball.

softdarthvader:

i respect and admire tumblr’s determination to make 2018 a good wholesome year with all the positive vibes being sent out, but i am but a humble man, and i have Both of my knives in Both of my hands. 2018, dont try shit bitch

(Source: mycravatundone)

cool-beenz:

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

montyfalsworth:

montyfalsworth:

the four cardinal moods: africa by toto, judas by lady gaga, fourth of july by sufjan stevens, and mr brightside by the killers

what i mean by this is longing, mania, depression, and gay

(Source: jewishcap)

christian-wlw:

i feel like if people saw me at church they’d be like “wow you are so Enlightened and Intelligent” but like.. catch me @ 2 am thanking God for making cheese

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